The Body Bumps Encyclopedia
of 21st century cultural icons

TowTab (Tow pronounced as in Towel) — A small tablet which transforms into an additive-free towlette when mixed with half an ounce of liquid • Made of all-natural, biodegradable rayon fiber • Ideal for personal hygiene and cleaning chores • So versatile that it can be employed as a noun, adjective or verb (see following examples):

 

• Don’t forget your TowTabs when you go biking or hiking.
• It’s going to be a TowTab day at the picnic!
• Hey, friend, what’s your favorite way to TowTab?

 

That last question has elicited an entire section called TowTab Tales, where clients share with us their stories about the many uses they have found for our unique towelettes, part of the many fine personal care and massage therapy products sold by our parent company Body Bumps Inc. — www.bodybumps.com

• ON A HIKE
  Over hill and dale with your TowTabs
• WITH YOUR BIKE
  Don't fret when you break a sweat with your TowTabs
• WHEN YOU FISH Catch it and clean it with your TowTabs
• WHEN YOU WISH Get that Hole in 1 with your TowTabs